I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
fuck your aforementioned shoe
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
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