Duck Duck Cougar?
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
I'm drinking early times at a fridays on wednesday night. This entire bar is going to see my dick by last call.
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
Divorce is final. Doing tequila shots at 1 in the afternoon.
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
He specifically said I couldn't post the picture of him passed out naked except for a strategically placed washcloth. Where's the fun in that?
YOU'RE MARRIED. TO OTHER PEOPLE.
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
SHE'S PREGNANT AS SHIT, AND I JUSR PEELED A CLEMENTINE TO CHASE SHOTS WITH!! COULD LIFE GET ANY BETTER!?
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
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