Hey dude. Went to the hospital. Call me when you get up
i just made my gag reflex go away.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
It could be worse. I was dumped by a guy in a kilt after he gave my shoes away on St. Patrick's Day.
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
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