He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
I just picked up my phone and one shoe from the man mowing the lawn next to the ice rink. He found them in a tree.
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
Good rule of thumb: only list personal references with whom you have hallucinated
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
The shower rod just came down while I was pooping. I caught it though and the curtain stayed on, so I'm not sure if it's a good or bad omen for the rest of my day
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