Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
I tried to use my car keys to open my door
I just started a sentence with yellow.
PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
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