I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
she peed on how many people?
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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