we have officially lost it.
woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
Why is there a blood-covered "sorry about your stuff" note stapled to my door?
Just got hit on by a middle-aged puerto-rican clown who told me that it would be bad to date someone who offers to buy me coffee and makes something of themselves. I love the NY subway.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
When you text me tomorrow to remind me to mail your parking pass, also remind me to make sure i did NOT pack my vibrator for this family vacation
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
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