Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
i preemptively threaten to cock slap your kids if they are snobby yuppy bitches
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
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