In all seriousness though I just found out the dog pissed in my bed it'd be nice to crash somewhere other than my couch while my piss soaked bedding is in the washer
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
He threw me a bud light and when I opened it he smacked it out of my hand because "Dave giveth, and Dave taketh away". WTF
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
I sat on the toilet and peed through my jeans, then I pissed the bed and blamed him...do you think well have a 2nd date?
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
I just ordered a onesie on amazon in the back of the ambulance while my patient was sleeping. I'm an adult
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
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