idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
high people should be assigned attendants
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
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