I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
If the EMT's ask later... I had 5 hour energy for breakfast and Four Loko for dinner... It might be important for them to know that
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
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