: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
My body has become completely dependent on Text Twist. I can't poop without it.
Apparently I fed my Plan B to my turtle last night.
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
i was beyond wasted so he tucked me into bed and wrapped the blankets around me like a burrito. then gave me a bloody mary and an omlet when i woke up. and who says living with your cousin is a bad thing?!
I'm about one sudden movement away from being able to cross "throw up in a fortune 100 company's bathroom" off my bucket list.
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
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