I want to stick my p in your. b.
Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
you called me drunk last night to talk about summoning sex demons with magic WTF
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
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