Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
tonight is going to be epic. can you pre-book an ambulance?
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
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