1:12am: That's just how i roll, and this dress she is wearing is dirty and needs to get pulled over her head.
Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
I'm sun burnt so instead of getting drunk and trying to sleep with you, how about we get naked and you scratch my body and rub lotion on me while I rub one out?
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
Does it look too obvious if I buy wine and candles!?! In my defense there is a gigantic snow storm coming.
I just learned that the grill marks on a Burger King burger patty are actually previously burnt on there with a radioactive spray-on liquid and McDonald's french fries are actually 5% potato.
Randomize
