You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
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I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
I'm posted up in the bathroom at au bon pain, high as balls, experimenting with eyeshadow combinations and listening to 90s jlo. The girl in the stall next to me just plopped a big one and I laughed, hope I ruined her day
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
I just flicked a lizard out of the window with a bud light in one hand and spatula inthe other...dont tell me you dont miss the south
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
Hey, so, you were my "one phone call" last night... Thanks for not picking up. See, this is why I never call you.
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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