Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
Note to self. Condoms are not microwavable.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
This hangover is so bad, we are pregaming Chinese food with pizza.
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
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