i have some very unhappy turtles in my backseat
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
I found all these half eaten mandarin orange on the ground and the bruises on my neck are definetely not hickies
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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