I think we should involve a squid next time we fuck.
u kno there is a reason i dont tell mi friends about u
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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