Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
NEWSFLASH - my freind is drunk and admitted that he hates having sex with dogs. should i help him or let him be??
He also left me a wonderful voice mail..... and is now asking me where the planters peanut guy is.
You should probably go find him.
So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
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