If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
Ok. So I've woke up in a hospital. New thing to top that.... Waking up and realizing you've been locked inside the bar by urself at 430 am and all the doors are locked by key
So some sort of safe sex group just flash mobbed the bar by putting condoms over people's beers.
They left screaming as a hale of lubbed up condoms rained into their hair.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
Hey its me your friend who impressed the pharmacist by already knowing the generic version of plan b by name
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
I've decided to become a librarian so I can drunkenly quote The Mummy and have it be legit.
OF COURSE I FUCKED HIM! Did you not read the part about him having red and green Christmas condoms?
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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