I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
My liver needs the occasional pep talk and a reminder that we are two weeks into freshman year of college.
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
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