can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
You should be grateful to be my roommate. My booty calls always drive you places in the morning.
So i guess my mom went into the kitchen and asked me why i was making mac and cheese at 4 in the morning and apparently i yelled at her to "get the fuck back bitch you don't know my life"
I figured it out. hungover me hates drunk me, drunk me hates sober me, and sober me hates being sober. so yes, were blacking out tonight.
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
I like how the only thing you spelled correctly is "i'm tequila"
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
He got a slutty, ugly mother of a 7 year old, and I got a dog that only sleeps and shits on clean clothes. No one won in this break up.
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
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