The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
oh, also, we're locked out of the house and we're going to have to take shelter with the hot, poss single, dad next door. i hope this turns into a porno
my sister just canceled her nose job because she thought it would hurt too much
It'll hurt less than being alone
John tries to set me up, and she has 1 arm. I'm a nice guy, but 2 arms is kinda a requirement
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
But theres a keg here and me gusta
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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