Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
so i was pissing and the phone rang but i forgot i was pissing so i just ran to answer the phone. it was too late when i realized
I was just at the bank and there was a fat lady wearing a cape. today is gonna be awesome.
There is a half eaten corn dog and soy sauce on the counter... WTF did you eat last night??
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
I haven't been this hungover since you found me laying in front of your door gagging with pepto bismal tablets scattered around me
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
I made him laugh his dick is mine
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
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