No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
I got to the apartment, I was handed a beer within 20 seconds, I'm glowing in the dark, there's fog everywhere, and now I'm wearing a sombrero because apparently it's silly hat night. I never want to leave.
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
I won't apologize to a one balled man
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
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