So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
I just met his wife...she told me they have been having marriage problems and are spending his paychecks on marriage counseling...then she cried on my shoulder...NOW i feel like a bitch.
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
Next time you think about divorce, consider this: a hot guy just walked in and I tried to suck in my back fat.
I vaguely remember a pregnant lady reaching for my penis. When was I in an elevator?
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
Someone came in the potted fern
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
Drunk me also decided it would be funny to change all the passwords on my computer last night. Now I can't log into anything.
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
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