Where are you?
In a non slutty way
Pants 0. Shit 1.
I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
where are my pants?
you were passing out with two blankets and the person next to you was cold so you gave him your pants to keep warm
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
All I wanted was a quiet evening to masturbate and eat cake and instead you ruined it by bringing girls over.
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
You know how I said I'd never worry about my roommate? Well I just walked in on her masturbating to Star Trek.
Did she boldly cum where no one has cum before?
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
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