I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
My fuck buddy took time out of his date with his girlfriend to text me happy Valentines Day.
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
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