I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
I can see their wedding vows now: 'Til basicness do us part
I forgot to tell you that he serenaded me with "Fuck Her Gently" by Tenacious D. And I didn't hate it.
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
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