Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
Drake has all the answers
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
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