Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
When I told my mom I was having a rough time, she responded with "pop a xanax, take a nap, and when you wake up all will be right with the world." My mom is finally starting to shape up.
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
One good thing about being a mom now, I can tell which guys I'm dating were breastfed and which weren't... By the way they latch on to my breast during sex! Kinda kills the mood.
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
You're about to makeout with my vagina, I don't think she cares that you haven't brushed your teeth. Just get over here!
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
Trying not to ruin Mother's Day with the enormous hickey on my neck. Nice.
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
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