Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
i'm going to invent a mini fridge that can hang from faucets so i don't have to get out of the bathtub anymore for a cold beer. its a million dollar idea
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
Just so you know, I choose to answer your bootytext tonight because it was the most creative.
Randomize
