So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
He's on the porch naked. Help.
Jarrod's passed out on the chair with a cup of milk and I've been staring him down in an attempt to use telepathy to make him spill it. Attempts unsuccessful.
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