if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
To be honest I've become too lazy for the work involved in getting laid.
You run marathons and you're too lazy for sex? Priorities, man.
Touche.
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
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