May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
Just got complimented on my chugging... Car bombs show how good I am at swallowing, they should be my new pickup line.
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
He was running late for work this morning, so I helped him out by finding a matching pair of black socks. And I hated it. So I'm currently drinking and reminding myself of the reasons I will never get married.
Look at you go. You're like the Slutty Librarian that Could. They should write children's books about you. Children's books for adults.
You came running into my room at 4 in the morning yelling "SANCTUARY!" and flung yourself into bed.
Hmmm, sounds like a Jaeger night then. Did I at least get to be the little spoon?
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
Randomize
