Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.
what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
From now on I forbid you to refer to it as a "bed". From now on you must only use the phrase "sex wagon".
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
You took a bite of the snack wrap put it down and fell asleep and when you woke up ten minutes later you asked how it got there, dipped it in soda ate it and fell back asleep.
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