There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
Is it rude if I ask the current tenets of our future apartment if I can come and blackout for a night? I want stupendously drunk me to get a feel for the place so he's comfortable when we move in.
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
They can be so fun, drunk bruises are like clues to the treasure of what actually happened last night. "why do I have a bruise on my belly button? oh right. i was trying to turn my stomach off so I would stop throwing up."
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
My girl friends dad just asked how I get so drunk and then he passed out with a bloody Mary in his hand on the couch it's 230 do you know where your parents are
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
Randomize
