so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
So apparently I was a completely different person lastnight, one who drinks scotch and makes out with 55 year old men who look like inspector gadget
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
Yo this huge scar on my head from the car accident is truly a vag magnet. Probably because I'm telling people I was attacked by a mountain lion and killed it with my bare hands. But hey when life gives you lemons, you use them to get pussy
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
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