i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
I'm starting to think my role in the world is to inject batshit crazy, mentally unbalanced chicks with a dose of normal sperm.
I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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