i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
I want to get laid tonight but my sheets haven't been washed since vomiting in them on Halloween :(
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
Currently behind the bar at some asian place, pouring drinks for everyone with a snake around my neck
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
Sorry about my sloppy drunk texts. I'm not sure talking about banging a near dead Jimmy Stewart was my finest moment
You don’t need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie
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