Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
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