So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
If, when you wake up, you're wondering why you're in the bathtub, it's because when I tried to move you, you yelled that that was cheating and tried to kick me in the face.
Fair enough.
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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