so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
I don't judge her for getting booty calls at 2 in the morning, so she can't judge me for staying in friday nights and putting spray cheese on pringles.
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
Stop calling my penis "Fat Jesus"
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
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