Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
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