I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
Dude I live in a fucking closet and still get laid every weekend. Figure it out.
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
You wanted to thank my penis. You wanted me to take the condom off so you could touch it and thank it.
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
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