I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
Can you please reassure him im not a scary or intimidating person? And that really my entire life is a series of completely ridiculous events that have led me here?
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
do nipples grow back?
Randomize
