Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
If it wasn't obvious enough to the cops that she was drunk, she threw in, "I like the colors of the lights because it makes purple."
Apologies for hacking your facebook and posting that picture of you passed out hooked up to the IV...but we were sat with you on the ER floor for 3 hours, it got boring
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
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