u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
he actually said the words "do you want to pet the lizard?" with a straight face as he unzipped his pants
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
Woke up this morning with girl, I ask her for some gum. She says "there's a guest toothbrush for the boys in my bathroom". I can't decide whats worse, that she has a shack brush or that I actually used it
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
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