none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
I consider myself an expert at getting drunk and embarrassing people at weddings.
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
Randomize