he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
You were sending me snapchats from a bathtub with your beer helmet on and your boobs out.
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
I love Texas men! TSA agent found my vibrator, nodded approvingly, and said, “You have a nice night, ma’am” with a cowboy accent. I almost made out with him on the spot
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