Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
i got turned down by a girl after she saw how big my penis was and she said "thats not goin in me"
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
Nothing like snapchatring dick pics to a\nMarried woman while your girlfriend destroys Taco Bell in the next room. Almost caught, worth it. Got boobs back
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
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