I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
im holly from the hills drunk
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
I miss vodka workout Fridays
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
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