Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
I knew my chances of getting laid had increased after she walked into my room and yelled "DICK TIME"
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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